It’s no secret that I love using Twitter. I use my account for both personal and professional purposes. Twitter allows me to learn about innovative new products, business news, updates from friends, and a lot of laughs. So, with that being said, here are some of my favorite Tweets of 2009, each in less than 140 characters.
badbanana: If they don’t want us knocking down Popes, they shouldn’t make it look so fun.
hotdogsladies: Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.
adamisacson: Check it out! I’m texting while bicycli
abigvictory: Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck walk into a bestseller list. No punchline. The joke’s on us.
sween: They should make a Saw movie where the torture is to watch the other Saw movies.
joeschmitt: For Halloween I’m going as Facebook. Early on I’ll reintroduce a long lost friend, then bore you with which Scooby Doo villain they are.
shitmydadsays: “A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching.”
swampynomo: Hey Tiger ! Email is like herpes, you may not be able to see it but it never goes away.
badbanana: For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing.
luckyshirt: It must get pretty crazy when the DJ tells the crowd to raise the roof at an Amish wedding.
sween: Some days I’d like to feel something… anything. But then I have to go to work.